i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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