I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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