What a fucking waste of an outfit
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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