Me. At least after what I've been through.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't put those talents on a resume
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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