I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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