it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Mom said you looked used
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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