you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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