I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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