he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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