I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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