I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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