Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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