Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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