I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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