i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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