went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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