She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we're making bets on your personal life
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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