at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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