i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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