im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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