He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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