I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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