Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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