eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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