Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
you never un-have a 4some
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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