guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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