It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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