pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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