I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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