big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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