theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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