Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this just has baby written all over it
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
