Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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