Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he thought i was a dude.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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