East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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