Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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