"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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