i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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