why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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