i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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