Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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