did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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