I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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