week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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