sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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