if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He has the fingertips of a God
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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