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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer