in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.