Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️