i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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