They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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