Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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