SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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