Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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