fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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