Even the bartender felt bad for me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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