He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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