ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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