my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
