So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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